There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where
the following people are stranded:

     * 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
     * 2 French men and 1 French woman
     * 2 German men and 1 German woman
     * 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
     * 2 English men and 1 English woman
     * 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
     * 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
     * 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of
nowhere
     * The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman
     * The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily
	together in a "menage a trois"
     * The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
	alternate with the German woman
     * The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
     	woman is cleaning and cooking for them
     * The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them
	to the English woman
     * The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one
	look at the woman and started swimming.
     * The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide
	while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own
	and the true nature of feminism.  
	But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.
     * The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside
 	and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the
	picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of
	coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any.....

A man's guide to what a woman is really saying :

I need..................................I want.
We need.................................I want.
It's your decision......................The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do whatever you want....................You are going to pay for this later on.
We need to talk.........................I need to complain.
Sure, go ahead..........................I don't want you to.
I'm not upset...........................Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly.........................You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight......Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic - turn out the lights.......I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient.........I want a new house.
I want new curtains.....................I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes........................The other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade.
I heard a noise.........................I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?.........................I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?................I did something today you're really going to hate.
I'll be ready in a minute...............Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my bum fat?..........................Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate better.Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me?!...............Too late, you're dead.
Yes.....................................No.
No......................................No.
Maybe...................................No.

A woman's guide to what a man is really saying :

I'm hungry......................................I'm hungry.
I'm tired.......................................I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie?...................I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?...................I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?........................I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Would you like to dance?........................I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress!.....................................Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage.......I want to fondle you.
I'm sorry.......................................I really don't know what I did wrong 
				 		but I hope this helps so we can have sex.
What's wrong?...................................What meaningless, self-inflicted psychological
				 		trauma are you going through now?
You look upset..................................I guess sex tonight is out of the question?
I'm bored.......................................Do you want to have sex?
I love you......................................Let's have sex right now!
I love you too..................................Okay, I said it.  Now let's have sex right now!
Yes, of course I love your new hairstyle........I liked it better before.
Yes, your haircut looks good....................and it doesn't even look different.
Let's talk......................................I'm trying to impress you by showing that 
				 		I am a deep person, and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me?..............................I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
I like the first dress you tried on much better.Look, just pick any f**king dress
    						you want and let's get the f**k out of here.

Thanks to The Bartender

happy new year ! ! !
- Tuesday, January 06, 1998 at 22:35:19 (MET)

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And Good Luck for 1998

Pompon
- Monday, January 05, 1998 at 12:36:19 (MET)

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Happy New Year !

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